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disgustingpiggy:

vulpeculaa:

disgustingpiggy:

One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious

what

It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

I did not eat my french friend.

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andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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worryings:

I want cuddles. I want to have his warm rough hands protectively grasping my waist bringing me closer with every breath he takes, every once in a while trailing his fingers up and down my arm and occasionally playing with my hair, my head perfectly fitting underneath his chin burying myself into his chest. Feeling his warm soft breath upon my head giving me a sign of comfort.

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